i walked into the kitchen and turned the lights on, and there woz this cokroach and it used intimidation on me!! it was this big/ screen on 100% pl0x
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the tihng about roaches are that they are sooo shiny/big and they feel MORE alive than other bugs coz u know, their tentaclly things move around and yeah. and i think people dont like roaches coz they're very hard to kill.
LOL this is preety sad im talking about killing roaches but sitll
nubmer 1, you can't kill them with a tissue, coz unlike other bugs, they're HUGE and they probably won't die and they'll squirm in ur hand and that feels YUCK and the guts come out and basically you hear the crackling noise and it's just so GROSSS!
number two, if u use a slipper, the slipper gets u know 'contaminated' and the bug may still be alive, and u hafta hit it another 5 times and that's just sad. poor bug, once is enuf uknow! and then anyway, afterwards, it's all mushed up on the floor!
number 3, yeah generally, they are too 'alive' like if u saw a spider in a house, ud kill it right? but if you saw a lizard you would put it in a container and let it out into the bush. killing a spider doesn't feel like murder. but killing a lizard/rat does.
anyways after i saw the cokroach, i was suprised so i jumped up and i hit my knee on my oven and it felt unbearably funny/painful feeling, like when u knock ur funny bone really hard u kinda laugh and suffer in pain at the same time.
and apologies to bug lovers for this ghastly post. but dw, it's still alive... and... IN THE KITCHEN!!! D8
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