hello
my name is julia
i am tired
my brains not wired
four unit math is tommorow
and i am screwed.
Omg. the trials
gon last a while
but it feels nice
coz i feel freeeeeeeeee
whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dayum this poem should be studied by students doin the hsc.
The deliberate choice of ungrammatical expressions reveals a modern-age teenager and thus the inclusion of the occasional full stop places strong emphasis on the message it follows, such as its presence after "Screwed" and "Omg" enhances the emotional turmoil of the composer. Blah blah blah.. finally, the last two lines "free" and "whee" are deliberately extended to mirror the outpouring of emotions, and that the composer has managed to find a send of solace within her "screwed"-ness. Maybe the name too, "I am Julia" perhaps marks a sense of identity crisiiiiiss.................. just NO!
I must say, out of all the english topics i've studied in my whole high school, i've only been ever enlightened/struck (call it whatever) by the belonging module (only a tiny bit) a bit more by module a (moreso blade runner, the scene where the guy goes "blahbalhal tears in the rain" that was some sad shit)
... and lastly, a lot by hamlet, which made me very concious of death/life in daily life. Like I assume normally, you would put death at the back of your mind right? But every few times a day I could be randomly talking to someone, and suddenly "WOAH WE GON DIE HAHA" and let's say they smile/or laugh, i would observe and think, "HOLY CRIAP. THIS IS TEMPORARY. LEMME TAKE THIS IN. IT WILL NOT EXIST 100YEARS LATER" so friggin hamlet.
well I guess that's better than getting reminded of it ALL DA TIME!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand good night!
Monday, July 30, 2012
Oh limp pics!
i was reading about this 16 year old chinese girl, Ye Shi Wen, who apparently beat Lochte's (if i spelt it right) world record for in simming for 400 metres(if my brain is correct, she swum the medley). So i decided to see for myself such awesomeness on youtube.
so i did, bbut in pictures because i couldnt' find the video. but why the heck are all her videos dominated by the red dislike bar?! Yeah, apparently she wasn't one of the, what do you call it, popular bets? for the 400 m medley...and western media is speculating that she's on some sort of drug.
I sense a bit of racism in the videos. hmph >O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw9v97IysuI
so i did, bbut in pictures because i couldnt' find the video. but why the heck are all her videos dominated by the red dislike bar?! Yeah, apparently she wasn't one of the, what do you call it, popular bets? for the 400 m medley...and western media is speculating that she's on some sort of drug.
I sense a bit of racism in the videos. hmph >O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw9v97IysuI
Friday, July 27, 2012
three hours!
al lthe coming exams i checked are suupper lonnggg! 2-3 hours. esp the three hour ones!
i have tried, but i can't sit down still for 3 hours straight, i like stand up midway through paper and go run around or find something to eat, or go bathroom or surf internet. ANYTHING!
ANYTHING I SAYYY!
ok gnna go eat smth now. LOLZ
i have tried, but i can't sit down still for 3 hours straight, i like stand up midway through paper and go run around or find something to eat, or go bathroom or surf internet. ANYTHING!
ANYTHING I SAYYY!
ok gnna go eat smth now. LOLZ
MINE SOUP
my title is a very subtle play on mein kampf (pronounced mine come-pf i tihnk) meaning my struggle in german. because it has been a struggle making dis soup.
it is also a shortened form for MINEstrone soup.
so smart title ayyeee? ;)
anyway, i woke up, and i was humgry so i took out this recipe book and started to make minestrone soup - julia version. which is just chuck everything into a pan add some tomato crap and YALA! FOOOOOODDDD. it's actually really nice you know!
donno if pro cooker, or my expectations of tasty food is just very low hehe.
it is also a shortened form for MINEstrone soup.
so smart title ayyeee? ;)
anyway, i woke up, and i was humgry so i took out this recipe book and started to make minestrone soup - julia version. which is just chuck everything into a pan add some tomato crap and YALA! FOOOOOODDDD. it's actually really nice you know!
donno if pro cooker, or my expectations of tasty food is just very low hehe.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
allo bloggees!
how i hav missed u so!
i am eating fattening custard right now.
ahh my cravings have been fulfilled
i also ate kfc for lunch ahhhh
LOL brain food 2 da max
anyway i hope this post made you smarter BAHAHAHAHAH
i am eating fattening custard right now.
ahh my cravings have been fulfilled
i also ate kfc for lunch ahhhh
LOL brain food 2 da max
anyway i hope this post made you smarter BAHAHAHAHAH
Monday, July 23, 2012
FUAHAHAHA
anyways, i remember this song leo linked me ages ago
it is called "fuck everything"
and i suddenly remembered it. like a suddnely remember lots of things. anyway
made me laugh a bit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
it is called "fuck everything"
and i suddenly remembered it. like a suddnely remember lots of things. anyway
made me laugh a bit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
random fb dude
so quite a while ago, this random fb guy strikes a convo with me
(COZ IM HOT RIGHT mustve looked at all my hot pics)
-if you expect some hot saucy story stop right here!-
but anywehs, he asked me about what girls think about guys and all other related stuff, and i asked him random questions and he kept going on about love and stuff.
and i was like okeh.
and i remembered him talking about how people do 'love' because people need other people to confirm their existence, because humans instinctively want to be remembered and prove to themselves they exist. He explained it better. and there was heaps of other stuff, i wish i could say but i just can't remember but he KIND OF had a point!
Anyways, COOL CONVO. i got reminded of that because my sister came back home, had a laughing sesh wit mah rents about something she encountered at work, and then walked pass my room and i said "HEY CEE" and she randomly replied, "you don't exist in my world, hhahaahhaha" and i thought DAFUQ. and then i thought "exist" and then i thought "existence" and then i got reminded of this fb dude.
and now im thinking of friggin HAMLET coz dat shakespeare book made me think about existence, coz of its theme of death!
(COZ IM HOT RIGHT mustve looked at all my hot pics)
-if you expect some hot saucy story stop right here!-
but anywehs, he asked me about what girls think about guys and all other related stuff, and i asked him random questions and he kept going on about love and stuff.
and i was like okeh.
and i remembered him talking about how people do 'love' because people need other people to confirm their existence, because humans instinctively want to be remembered and prove to themselves they exist. He explained it better. and there was heaps of other stuff, i wish i could say but i just can't remember but he KIND OF had a point!
Anyways, COOL CONVO. i got reminded of that because my sister came back home, had a laughing sesh wit mah rents about something she encountered at work, and then walked pass my room and i said "HEY CEE" and she randomly replied, "you don't exist in my world, hhahaahhaha" and i thought DAFUQ. and then i thought "exist" and then i thought "existence" and then i got reminded of this fb dude.
and now im thinking of friggin HAMLET coz dat shakespeare book made me think about existence, coz of its theme of death!
Monday, July 16, 2012
ANOTHANIMAL post!
these animal thingoes are quite adorable! HAHA chek this one out:
Id-hen-tity crisis
A confused hen in China is having something of an identity crisis - apparently convinced that it is a penguin.
Rather than walk like a normal chicken the peng-hen waddles completely upright with its wings tucked behind on its back.
The unusual hen belongs to fisherman Liu Yong, from Jinhu in eastern China's Jiangsu province.
He comments: "It walks in a weird way from its childhood, differentiating her from others."
According to Liu, as the hen grows up the difference between it and its peers grows more and more pronounced as it stalks around the yard ramrod straight. Instead of scratching in the ground and roosting on a perch at night, says Liu, the hen walks around "quite arrogantly".
And while the other chickens are able to fly a little the peng-hen either can't or won't.
Liu adds: "Other chickens must think she is a freak as no one will get close to her. In the night all the chickens will fly up to the roof of the chicken house, leaving only her on the ground."
Rather than walk like a normal chicken the peng-hen waddles completely upright with its wings tucked behind on its back.
The unusual hen belongs to fisherman Liu Yong, from Jinhu in eastern China's Jiangsu province.
He comments: "It walks in a weird way from its childhood, differentiating her from others."
According to Liu, as the hen grows up the difference between it and its peers grows more and more pronounced as it stalks around the yard ramrod straight. Instead of scratching in the ground and roosting on a perch at night, says Liu, the hen walks around "quite arrogantly".
And while the other chickens are able to fly a little the peng-hen either can't or won't.
Liu adds: "Other chickens must think she is a freak as no one will get close to her. In the night all the chickens will fly up to the roof of the chicken house, leaving only her on the ground."
SHOSHWEET! :D
An amazing two-legged pig has become a local celebrity in China.
The 10-month-old pig, known by villagers as "Zhu Jianqiang" (Strong-willed Pig), was born with only two front legs, which it now uses to walk on. According to owner Wang Xihai, Zhu Jianqiang was one of nine piglets born in a litter this January.
He recalls: "My wife asked me to dump it but I refused as it's a life. I thought I should give it a chance to survive and unexpectedly it survived healthily."
Several days after Zhu's birth Wang decided to train the two-legged piglet to walk by lifting it up by its tail. "I trained her a while each day.
After 30 days she can agilely walk upside down." Wang said since the birth of the pig, which currently weighs 50kg (110lbs), his home is besieged by visitors everyday. A circus even offered a high price for the pig, but Wang refused to sell.
He said "She proved to us that no matter what form life is it should continue to live on. I won't sell it no matter how much the offer is".
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/in-pictures-the-bewildering-face-of-china-7711987.html?action=gallery&ino=11
The 10-month-old pig, known by villagers as "Zhu Jianqiang" (Strong-willed Pig), was born with only two front legs, which it now uses to walk on. According to owner Wang Xihai, Zhu Jianqiang was one of nine piglets born in a litter this January.
He recalls: "My wife asked me to dump it but I refused as it's a life. I thought I should give it a chance to survive and unexpectedly it survived healthily."
Several days after Zhu's birth Wang decided to train the two-legged piglet to walk by lifting it up by its tail. "I trained her a while each day.
After 30 days she can agilely walk upside down." Wang said since the birth of the pig, which currently weighs 50kg (110lbs), his home is besieged by visitors everyday. A circus even offered a high price for the pig, but Wang refused to sell.
He said "She proved to us that no matter what form life is it should continue to live on. I won't sell it no matter how much the offer is".
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/in-pictures-the-bewildering-face-of-china-7711987.html?action=gallery&ino=11
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
IDON'TGEDDIT
DUDE i planned on doing 4 4unit math papers today.
GUESS WHAT. havn't finished one.
HOOOLY CRIAP they r hard.
and i realized each paper has a time limit of 3 hrs, if i do 4 today thats like 12 friggin hours, and i have to mark it and i take longer than 3hrs to do the paper
and i don't even know the topics properly.
so maybe ill do one paper for the whole day !
I LOATHE YOU MATHS, I ACCEPT UR USEFULNESS. BUT DAYUM U HARD MAYNE.
can't maths be easy?! like yo mothaa LOL JK
GUESS WHAT. havn't finished one.
HOOOLY CRIAP they r hard.
and i realized each paper has a time limit of 3 hrs, if i do 4 today thats like 12 friggin hours, and i have to mark it and i take longer than 3hrs to do the paper
and i don't even know the topics properly.
so maybe ill do one paper for the whole day !
I LOATHE YOU MATHS, I ACCEPT UR USEFULNESS. BUT DAYUM U HARD MAYNE.
can't maths be easy?! like yo mothaa LOL JK
Sunday, July 8, 2012
i be readin other peepols blogs
aaaannnddddd.... WELCOME! to my emotionally bland world
actually it aint so bland,
i laffed at emily's blogpost: THIS BIT
"OKAY TELL ME ABOUT JOHANN GOTTFRIED HERDER'S VIEWS ON HISTORY [yes. this is my level of immaturity towards my brother] and he was like IT MEANS YOURE A POO POO HEAD."
actually it aint so bland,
i laffed at emily's blogpost: THIS BIT
"OKAY TELL ME ABOUT JOHANN GOTTFRIED HERDER'S VIEWS ON HISTORY [yes. this is my level of immaturity towards my brother] and he was like IT MEANS YOURE A POO POO HEAD."
Now check her blog out at jaesbitch dot blogspot you know da shiz
and i laffed out loud at this one bit in masterchef when one of the teams was cooking offle (animal organs) and this other guy said "I'll give you 50 euros if that tastes good"
not so funny but dayum it was so funny then, i actually LOLd OUT LOUD.
funny how the meaning of lol has changed so much i had to say
"lold out loud" which in the past would mean "LAUGHED OUT LOUD OUT LOUD"
but now would mean "I LAUGHED OUT LOUD"
anyways, somebody tell me some deep shiz, so i can go ponder over it and be enlightened and live an AWSUMMERR LIFEE HELLYEAHH BABYYYY
Thursday, July 5, 2012
BOOM! its gone
apparently, there were fireworks in sandiego which were meant to go for 15minutes but finished in a matter of a thirty seconds coz of a glitch.
500000 peeps lined up for this i think, just google it! and were disappointed! really?! i wouldn't be, i meant seeing all the fireworks light up in one go is AWESUM! but short and fleeting unfortunately but still..
i googled sum images, check em out!
annnnddddddddd.
BAAMMMMMMM!
and it's gone
it's like a planet , glowing globule of energy and warmthhhhhhhh ahhhh
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
SHE'S A GUY HOLY
yiruma, is a guy!!
a freaking guy!!
this whole time, i've been picturing this beautiful 25year old lady composing those songs!
i was going through youtube videos of her.. i meant HIS compositions, and some of them had picture of this 30yr old japanese man and it struck me.
WATTIFF... WHAT. IF. YIRUMA. IS. A. MAN.
and he is! HOLY MOLY.
ive been living a lie.
a freaking guy!!
this whole time, i've been picturing this beautiful 25year old lady composing those songs!
i was going through youtube videos of her.. i meant HIS compositions, and some of them had picture of this 30yr old japanese man and it struck me.
WATTIFF... WHAT. IF. YIRUMA. IS. A. MAN.
and he is! HOLY MOLY.
ive been living a lie.
Monday, July 2, 2012
jibbery jabbery thought
OH YEAH i thought id mention i cut my hair! its a bit below shoulder length so no big difference! but thought id mention it.
it's like the most dramatic thing that has happened to my holiday life apart from the uke string bouncing into my eye.
also, i thought it was pretty saddening, that you can't record the funny/awsum/warm moments in yalife
coz coz coz you know why?!
because the moment u take out ur camcorder, the moment has passed by..
ooh dat rhymed.
no
not only that, taking a camcorder out would ruin the moment.
so for now, i can only rely on the human memory, which is amazing to an extent but also shitty to an extent. ok i was going to type more about the shitty extent of the human memory but then suddenly i thought of something which made human memory so cool.
like emotions the human memory can note down that a camera can't
so now i will not talk about how bad human memory is, and how it shortens all the memorys of the past 17 years of my life into a paragraph of words. coz if i think about my past, i don't think feelings, i think major events, since the minor events such as picking up a colour pencil to draw gets negated, or busting to go toilet and all that kinda stuff u know yea.
i just badmouthed human memory LOLS. look how it turned out
HUZZA. time to eat food now!
it's like the most dramatic thing that has happened to my holiday life apart from the uke string bouncing into my eye.
also, i thought it was pretty saddening, that you can't record the funny/awsum/warm moments in yalife
coz coz coz you know why?!
because the moment u take out ur camcorder, the moment has passed by..
ooh dat rhymed.
no
not only that, taking a camcorder out would ruin the moment.
so for now, i can only rely on the human memory, which is amazing to an extent but also shitty to an extent. ok i was going to type more about the shitty extent of the human memory but then suddenly i thought of something which made human memory so cool.
like emotions the human memory can note down that a camera can't
so now i will not talk about how bad human memory is, and how it shortens all the memorys of the past 17 years of my life into a paragraph of words. coz if i think about my past, i don't think feelings, i think major events, since the minor events such as picking up a colour pencil to draw gets negated, or busting to go toilet and all that kinda stuff u know yea.
i just badmouthed human memory LOLS. look how it turned out
HUZZA. time to eat food now!
vips!
OK HELLO CURRENT PEEPS WHO WANNA BEEE VIPS
jenny
shelley
emily
leaner
yvonne
should i have competitions, to seive out the true vips? hmm.. what should i do with vips? vips are vips because they are different from ordinary post-readers.
i need more time to think! thinking time needed! needed is thinking time!
5 minutes thinking time like english?
LOL jk gimme like a year please
heehe
jenny
shelley
emily
leaner
yvonne
should i have competitions, to seive out the true vips? hmm.. what should i do with vips? vips are vips because they are different from ordinary post-readers.
i need more time to think! thinking time needed! needed is thinking time!
5 minutes thinking time like english?
LOL jk gimme like a year please
heehe
PINKBUNNEHZ
http://www.gelitin.net/mambo/index.php?set_albumName=album14&option=com_gallery_proj144&Itemid=91&include=view_album.php
here's a link, since im guessing some people are gnna ceebs visiting, im going to post it's contents in this post now. i just found this fascinating and somewhat out of the ordinaryhumdrum of life, nearing hollow echoing fantasy. i should learn how to string my sentences together.
eloquence is quite important in sum ways ive noticed
anyways i digress
its about this ginormous rabbit lying in italy!
here:
The things one finds wandering in a landscape: familiar things and utterly unknown, like a flower one has never seen before, or, as Columbus discovered, an inexplicable continent; and then, behind a hill, as if knitted by giant grandmothers, lies this vast rabbit, to make you feel as small as a daisy.
The toilet-paper-pink creature lies on its back: a rabbit-mountain like Gulliver in Lilliput. Happy you feel as you climb up along its ears, almost falling into its cavernous mouth, to the belly-summit and look out over the pink woolen landscape of the rabbitĂs body, a country dropped from the sky; ears and limbs sneaking into the distance; from its side flowing heart, liver and intestines.
Happily in love you step down the decaying corpse, through the wound, now small like a maggot, over woolen kidney and bowel.
Happy you leave like the larva that gets its wings from an innocent carcass at the roadside.
Such is the happiness which made this rabbit.
I love the rabbit the rabbit loves me.
After almost 5 years of knitting the rabbit found its final place in the italian alps (close to Cuneo). It waits there to be visited by you. You might even take your time or check back every now and then as the rabbit will wait for you 20 years from now on.
here's a link, since im guessing some people are gnna ceebs visiting, im going to post it's contents in this post now. i just found this fascinating and somewhat out of the ordinaryhumdrum of life, nearing hollow echoing fantasy. i should learn how to string my sentences together.
eloquence is quite important in sum ways ive noticed
anyways i digress
its about this ginormous rabbit lying in italy!
lets visit there someday? somebody? :O
here:
The things one finds wandering in a landscape: familiar things and utterly unknown, like a flower one has never seen before, or, as Columbus discovered, an inexplicable continent; and then, behind a hill, as if knitted by giant grandmothers, lies this vast rabbit, to make you feel as small as a daisy.
The toilet-paper-pink creature lies on its back: a rabbit-mountain like Gulliver in Lilliput. Happy you feel as you climb up along its ears, almost falling into its cavernous mouth, to the belly-summit and look out over the pink woolen landscape of the rabbitĂs body, a country dropped from the sky; ears and limbs sneaking into the distance; from its side flowing heart, liver and intestines.
Happily in love you step down the decaying corpse, through the wound, now small like a maggot, over woolen kidney and bowel.
Happy you leave like the larva that gets its wings from an innocent carcass at the roadside.
Such is the happiness which made this rabbit.
I love the rabbit the rabbit loves me.
After almost 5 years of knitting the rabbit found its final place in the italian alps (close to Cuneo). It waits there to be visited by you. You might even take your time or check back every now and then as the rabbit will wait for you 20 years from now on.
NOGNOGNOGGY
today i had noggi, twas ordered regular pom noggi with oreos, strawberry and mochi YUMMM!!!
i sat by my sexyself and ate the sexynoggi, and i luvod with my sexynoggi, so i could show sum people later. twas was funny coz other people who walked by were looking at me. not sure, but maybe they were thinkign, WHAT DAHEK y is that girl just taking noggiluvos in front of everyone?!
dayum i wish i could attach some pictures, but it's so inconvenient! so soz! mebbe another day?
which basically means never! ill show u at school if u really want to see!
short post is short, noggi food is foody noggi!
speaking ov which, mychonny pics of me puneet and chonny are up WOO!
i need to document this: on dat day, i hugged chonny, bro thingamabobed superwog and met darrentk? is it and ARGH forgot his name, but one of chonny's co-stars i think!
i sat by my sexyself and ate the sexynoggi, and i luvod with my sexynoggi, so i could show sum people later. twas was funny coz other people who walked by were looking at me. not sure, but maybe they were thinkign, WHAT DAHEK y is that girl just taking noggiluvos in front of everyone?!
dayum i wish i could attach some pictures, but it's so inconvenient! so soz! mebbe another day?
which basically means never! ill show u at school if u really want to see!
short post is short, noggi food is foody noggi!
speaking ov which, mychonny pics of me puneet and chonny are up WOO!
i need to document this: on dat day, i hugged chonny, bro thingamabobed superwog and met darrentk? is it and ARGH forgot his name, but one of chonny's co-stars i think!
make-up post
im gnna blog a few posts in a row to make up for my unblogginness during the exam period and maybe unblogginess during the next few days because i hav nothing on my mind.
anyway, i was watching reborn (dis cool anime) and i saw a cool pic of tsuna (dis cool guy) and now im drawing him, progress is pretty slow, ive done the sketch, now im just oil pasteling, because oil pastels create this beautiful vibrant, eye popping colour!
also, masterchef: andrew left! andrew, this guy is such a kind soul. I CAN FEEL IITT!. the things he say when he plays it off in the elimination rounds are so good-hearted and shine with golden warming light, he's like a warm fuzzing candlemabob! i can't exactly remember what he said tho so soz if ya wanted to know!
anyway, i was watching reborn (dis cool anime) and i saw a cool pic of tsuna (dis cool guy) and now im drawing him, progress is pretty slow, ive done the sketch, now im just oil pasteling, because oil pastels create this beautiful vibrant, eye popping colour!
also, masterchef: andrew left! andrew, this guy is such a kind soul. I CAN FEEL IITT!. the things he say when he plays it off in the elimination rounds are so good-hearted and shine with golden warming light, he's like a warm fuzzing candlemabob! i can't exactly remember what he said tho so soz if ya wanted to know!
things happnin'
first injury in the holidatys!
My ukelele has officially died, it's hard to explai nbut i tried to superglue the strings back, and it worked, but when i tightened the strings, i could hear the wood creaking and before i knew it, the strings popped off at full force, and lashed my eye.
no external injury. im not sure if superglue went in eye but my eye felt irritated heaps, so i washed my eye for 10 mins whole time thinking "WATTIF I GO BLIND" but then only one of my eye was irritated so i thought to myself "GOOD. I STILL HAF ONE EYE"
and even after that couldn't open my left eye for a while, there was like something stuck in my eye i swear! but im pretty sure it was just the feeling i got from the plastic strings hitting hard against my eyeballs.
ANYWAY.
My ukelele has officially died, it's hard to explai nbut i tried to superglue the strings back, and it worked, but when i tightened the strings, i could hear the wood creaking and before i knew it, the strings popped off at full force, and lashed my eye.
no external injury. im not sure if superglue went in eye but my eye felt irritated heaps, so i washed my eye for 10 mins whole time thinking "WATTIF I GO BLIND" but then only one of my eye was irritated so i thought to myself "GOOD. I STILL HAF ONE EYE"
and even after that couldn't open my left eye for a while, there was like something stuck in my eye i swear! but im pretty sure it was just the feeling i got from the plastic strings hitting hard against my eyeballs.
ANYWAY.
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