ferrandomz

i found a cool template but it wouldn't work when i shoved in the html. so i ceebzzzd

anyway i am in my dad's pyjamas right now, so comfortable i could fall asleep in them right now

also did i ever say how soft the buns are in maccas fish burgers. the fbun is so frigging soft. heavenly fluffy soft, my tender lips sink into the puffy softnes of the buns, they are so soft i could use them as pillows, anyways and the fish fillet inside is so crispy but soft. SO NAICE.

and the apple pie is like so crispy and warm. and just right HAHAAA

anyway BIG GOAL jolia what is my BEEG GOAL..........

also once again i couldn't finish what i wanted to finish durign the weekends. but ill try to over the next week. i need a biger and stronger resolve!

thus today i will finish exercise 6.3 of cambridge which everyone has already finished.

HELYEAHBEBS

i keep calm my cool

haha i just checked my folowers and i hav 7. HAPPPYyy!! it's like seven people are listening to what i say, and i have 2000 views which also makes me happy. and ticked boxes underneath posts makes me happy and also a message in the shoutbox. and 1 in my 7 followers is a random i don't know 8D and that makes me happy.

HAPPY OVERLOADDD

anyways time for a blog skin/name change!

wishes r like geasses. post titles relate in the weirdest ways to my posts.

i wish the woooooooorld was like in anime ! it's not good to keep thinking that though. i keep thinking that like anime, something awesome is going to happen to me and i still think that LOL, that somethings going to come along and ill lead the best life evarrrr. wooo!

you know one day i'm gnna get so into anime, that it's going to be my undoing. it's like if my real life sucks, i might just go back and watch anime and make my self feel better. it might just be like a place where i try to avoid my sucky lifeee or something. like those excessive gamers that forget real life and mentally dwell within their gaming worlds.

i sure hope not. and i probably wont right? coz im aware of this possibilty existing WOOO! ZOMG someone save me lol JK I CAN OVERCUM(see what i did that emily ^ ^) THIS MYSELF

also whats the difference between male/female deo? coz i sprayed both on myself and they smelt the same, and i looked at the back and the ingredients were similar too. does male deo have more sweat absorbign particles or something. NO IDEA HAHA

i also read this articleee about different types of bodies and i think im pear shaped (apart from being curveless in all areas) like my hips are prolly bigger than my bust. but obviously im a pear to a less of an extent.

LOL PEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Omg.

WHAT IS DIS NEW LAYOUT.

lol oh well ):
it's gnna take a few days to get used to this like timeline haha

AND today i went to friends house to playy yaya.

they have a wii and we played brawl and mariokart.

jess, irene, zoe and celia didn't come

anyways i shall post more interesting stuff to come 8D

google spot

i was interested bout war and stuff so i was typing into google

"Is it possible to not have war"

but when i got up to typing "have" the search suggestions box came up and the first thing on the list was

"Is it possible to not have a g spot"

...r u serious, people actually search that up. who gives a dayum if u have one or not. what does that matter?!

WHY? WHYYY WHYYYY.

YES U.

YES U R...

for all those feeling lonely lately (AHEM EMILY)

gotta be more pawsitive.

anyways tihs is my own creation whoooo 8D cept for the forever alone face shape. that's copy pasted 8)

AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO DRIVE. getting the noob stares from o ther people. yes i feel itittt!!!

fitzconfused.

ZOMG. i was doing maths hw from like last term LOL and i was using fitzpatrick...

and what i wanna say is

DEAR FITZPATRICK. plleeeeezzzee STOP ASKING IMPORTANT RHETORICAL QUESITONS?!!!

they're like "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS RESULT?" or " WHY IS THIS SO?"

and im like I DON'T KNOW BUT I KNOW THE ANSWER TO IT IS IMPORTANT SO DON'T JUST LEAVE THE Q LIKE THAT WITHOUT AN ANSWER!

);      so yeah ...

eeriephones

i was reading something on paper and i was like oh. so silent so i put my earphones on and listened to some music at a nice medium volume, (music that had words to it) anyways, i couldn't concentrate lol i started to read the words on the paper really loudly to myself so i could understand what it was trying to say.

anywho point is. with music flowing directly into my ear at pointblanc? (u get what i mean right) it kind of clouds out my thoughts. because i instinctively start to listen to the words being sung at me because you know earphones are so intimate, like right up against your ear HAHA they're like inside of you you know? in ur earhole BAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

seriously no sexual innuendo it just sounds so wroooonngg!!

there fore i took ear phones out and started to listen to music without em. i could concentrate better HAHA.

banana milk

LOL post title sounding dodgier the more i read it anyways

anyways i recall something from ages ago.

I remember my sister was drinking some sort of milk out of a carton and i was like. oh yar gimme sum of that.

and she was like ok. but only ten sips.

and i was like... ten sips....

SISTAH, I ONLY NEED 3 SIPS TO DRIINKKK IT ALLL MUAHAHHHAHAHAMAUSHDUASHFASHDT

BABAHAHAHANANANA!!

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL I LIKE!!

MAYOR-MORE-REEEZ

HAS ANYONE EVER DONE THIS IN PRIMARY???

like get a empty water bottle, fill half the bottle with dirt and other stuff mixed into otherwise niceee and silky dirt like bark and stuff. Then fill it in with water and shake the bottle like crazy. until the liquid inside becomes brown/blackish and try to offer it to other people as coke? coz i have and i swear lots of people have!!

anyways although i did it i didn't think anyone would be dumb enough to think it was actually coke, coz i was kind of scared someone would drink it and then get sick.

anyways speaking of primary school memories i also remember i had a best friend who was turkish. her name was sema i can't spell her last name but i remember it was pronounced as "kor-duh-too" anyways, i can still remember her face as clear as day. donno where she is now so : | i guess she was my best friend coz she wouldn't stop following me aorund haha and she told me i was her bestie!

i also don't recall any of my friends in primary. i know a few from class but i don't remember what i did with my friends i cant even remember during recess and lunch. weird. i don't remember hanging out in a group like in high school. i dont' remember feeling lonely because i wasn't in a group. WHAT THE HEK DID I DO IN PRIMARY!! i find it slightly sad that i cannot remember | ;

this.

my friend,
is called childhood LOL you just talk to whoever whenever and laugh at whatever. LOL

maths tutors

ok ive been to many one on one maths tutors in my life because i keep switching around. but theres something i notice about all of them so im making a generalization.

all of them have hugeee houses, but they are so empty, and dark. the only light thats turned on is the one room in in, the rest is pitch black like the corridors and stuff.

and the maths tutor always has a very calm demeanour and yeah iunno the houses always screaammm of hollowness, like nothing energetic takes place there. but then again it's probably coz everytime i go it's late at night and you wouldnt expect a party to go on when ur going for math tutor at someone house but anyway,

juusstt a thought!

HOLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AEU5pBxY6E


whilst listening to this. can't you imagine, panning shot of vast grass plain,
one general in armor on a horse leading a million of men dressed the same way. and then the general screams his war cry and then abm, millions of cavalry run at each other with sworrrddd ARAHGHh. and then BOOMBOOMMCLAsHHHH!! epic fight.

lets not take into account dolce decorum est LOL and just imagine the epic scale of the fight.

FUCKITYFUKCFK

today i got friggin scared twice by those poppy up things.

first michael su linked me to this apparently "funny picture" and i clicked it and like i was like staring into the dark corridor coz the caption below it said, if you see it you will shit bricks, and then this thing popped up. and i shat brix LOL

next i played this trick on yvonne and scared her HAHAHAH. didnt manage to scare james and my other friend wing see knew something dodgy was going on so she closed the window immediately b4 anything happened.

ANYWAY, yvonne got me back later with this youtube video of this JB look alike who was spekaing very softly, so i turned the volume on max. and when i did friggin some scary shit popped up and stated wailing.

Fuck you.

TWO HEARTATTACKS.

Im still alive! I LOVE LIFE.

Y?

i like it when i listen to music i like.  8D

i dont like it when people don't give me proper criticism beforehand, and just focus on what's good rather than whats bad like mr p4k3s. 

and i want to watch LORAX woo!