Friday, August 3, 2012

HOT NEW GOSSIP

TODAYYY ZOMG AROUND 2-7 pm HOOLY CRAPPP..


i slept!

in my parents bed!

sweet jesus...

and i woke up i the dark (no shizza)

and for ten seconds i had no idea what i was doing or where i was or who i was no kidding

in simpler terms, i was confused

then i tried to remember what happened and what day it was and why i was here

and in a matter of ten seconds, at london olympic score-breaking speed, i made sense of my world.



BINGGG!
anyways me go dinner now byebeyBABY :)

Thursday, August 2, 2012

3554Y5

essays, once u've remembered them, it doesn't feel like they're in your memory. because you can't recited the whole thing at once.

u guys get me right?

LOLMUM

LOL DIS IS HOW IT WENT:

"guess what mum"

-she keeps watching asian adult drama-

"...I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW HEHe" -big smile-

MUM Says:" HAAAAAAARHHHH?!" in shocked tone of voice

ME: "JUST KIDDING BAHAHAHAH"

-mum goes back to watching TV-

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSADOLSADOLAS FUNNIEST THING EVA TODAY.

you know..

i did have 3 days to memorize 3 essays

but now i have... half a day!

its a mix of LOL and WHY?! and DIS SUX and NOT FUN!

anyway good luk guys, keep memorizing dem essays

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

DEM PEEPS

I also don't like how all these people see a child who has a disease, such as one with Progeria and if in honest truth obviously a bit deformed...

(If you don't know, there is this girl named Adalia Rose on FB, who has a million likes because someone posted a picture and said, like if you think she's pretty")

... and go, "oh she's the most beautiful girl in the world" and "she has the prettiest eyes ever <3" but then when they see some pic of a girl saying "you gotta look like this(pic of one direction) to get a girl like this(she points at herself)" and she's actually quite pretty, they say stuff like, "omg she has no boobs." or "you're so fat and ugly" "go die". DAFUQ?

or another scenario, there is a guy on FB who says "hey girls, did you know.. the smaller your boobs are the closer i can get to your heart" but all the comments are things like, "you're gay." SO WHAT?  wow ur so manly and cool calling someone gay. and other stuff like i quote directly "this guy is a stupid ugly piece of shit" and "Dirty fuckin squinty eyed bastard!!" or "wat a ugly faag wat type of a haircut is tht cant even open his eyes fkn ugly shithead"

and no im not showing sympathy coz i haf small boobs, just in case ur thinking that.

WHAT'S WRONG! does one have to be dying or injured to get sum love?!

anyway im not as enraged as yathink. byebye time for dinner : D yumm i smell tomartoes

READ THIS ON le fb

i saw this pic on face book and it said this:

"No one understands what I'm going through & why it's so hard for me so I'm just gonna shut up & put on that fake smile like I do everyday & listen to other people's problems because it;s not like anyone cares about me anyway, they just tell me to move on but they dont get it"

there were 2000 likes, DAHEK?
ok maybe i don't understand. but this persons is irritatingly pessimisstic.

no one understands? I'm just gonna shut up & put on that fake smile? it's not like anyone cares anyway?
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

just a note you peeps, i say "what's that supposed to mean?" a lot, when i can't put how i feel about what someone says clearly into words. but the general feel when i say that is "What you're saying is invalid, because of a really obvious reason but i can't tell you the reason, coz i don't know what it is right now, but it's  really dumb obvious reason!"

EG. some people say retarded things (imo mebbe not urs) such as "who are you to tell me BLABHALHA" .... i mean, what's that supposed to mean!!!

i lack  some mechanism in my head that changes head stuff LOL thoughts into words



oh deary me

i was reading through comments on my past essays right and miss st33ly steel steeeel wrote this
"oh dear- look at this. be proud of your work and take care please"
in response to my terrible conclusion for blade runner/franken essay.
 it was just ugly, fully of pen crossing stuff everywhere and illegibility.

AHAAHAH